So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
