His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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