is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your penis caused this!
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