I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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