Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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