She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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