she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I understand Curling. That high.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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