True but thats because hes a fetus.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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