I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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