I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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