I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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