you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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