I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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