quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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