Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
