You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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