You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
