Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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