My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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