it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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