is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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