just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
well most of my day revolves around power hour
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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