Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
