...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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