i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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