So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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