Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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