; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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