Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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