just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I smell like Dick and happiness
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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