it hurts more in the daytime
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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