Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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