just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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