She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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