so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The power of my boobs compel you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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