Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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