Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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