he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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