I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
