Your favorite bartender is back from prision
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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