I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
