I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This is my gift to your gina
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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