when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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