i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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