Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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