halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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