Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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