D3 body, D1 cock
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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