In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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