doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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