I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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