Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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