I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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