Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Randomize
